This deforestation machine slices and plucks trees at their base and then wipes off all the branches and foliage in just a few seconds. (Thanks, Dustin Hosteler!)
Scary robot lumberjack makes deforestation too easy
Historic oak that survived Spanish Armada felled by restaurant chain
A 500-year-old oak tree that survived the Spanish Armada, two World Wars, and centuries of British weather just met its match: a panicked middle manager at a mediocre roast dinner… READ THE REST
Eco-warrior chefs flee Sweden, leave 158 barrels of sh*t as parting gift
Two Danish chefs who built their brand on being eco-warriors just gave environmentalism abandoned 158 barrels of human waste in the Swedish wilderness, as reported in The Guardian. Flemming Hansen… READ THE REST
Coincidence? 5 nurses working on same MA maternity floor have brain tumors
Five nurses working in the same maternity wing at a Massachusetts hospital were all diagnosed with brain tumors. Coincidence? Apparently that's what the hospital wants them to believe. Hospital officials… READ THE REST
The most important card in your wallet: MagTag slim tracker now $32.99
TL;DR: Track your essential belongings with this slim Bluetooth tracker that works with Apple Find My; MagTags now $32.99. The most important card isn't your wallet or ID anymore — it's your MagTag. This… READ THE REST
You're not too busy to read, you're just not reading the right way
TL;DR: Lifetime access to Headway Premium is $59.99 through April 27 — over 1,500 nonfiction book summaries you can read or listen to in 15 minutes. We all like to pretend we'll finally… READ THE REST
I hope this email finds you saving: Mail Backup X now $49.99
TL;DR: Overflowing inbox? Organize and offload emails to Mail Backup X for $49.99. If your business needs an all-in-one solution for backing up, archiving, managing, and converting emails, Mail Backup X is… READ THE REST
