Red Pill, Blue Pill: if Dr Seuss wrote about Men's Rights Advocates

Jaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky roast the Red Pill men's rights movement in a scathing, scintillating, rhyming Dr Seuss parody that features such gems as: "They’re in the friendzone!/What a pity/Stuck in the orbit/Of a girl that’s pretty."

Females can be sad or glad
But females are all very bad
Why are they all sad, glad, bad?
Human nature. Ask your dad.

Some are thin
And some are fat
Neg them all
They asked for that

“Red Pill, Blue Pill”: A Tale For MRA Children [Jaya Saxena and Matt Lubchansky/The Toast]

(via Skepchick)