Crack nuts with Bowie, Lemmy, Ozzy, and Joey Ramone!

Samurai White handcrafts custom rock and roll nutcrackers.

"All nutcrackers are 8" tall, painted with acrylics and/or enamel, clearcoated and may have custom kanekalon hair (unless they are bald; their head will be sculpted out of wood pulp)," she says.

Custom Heavy Metal Nutcrackers (Etsy via Carrie Brownstein)

Above: Lemmy, Joey Ramone, Ronnie James Dio and Ozzy Osbourne.

Group below: Ozzy, Keith Richards, Lemmy, Danzig, Robert Smith, Joey Ramone, Cliff Burton, Josh Homme, Joan Jett, Dio, Alice Cooper, King Diamond, Rickey Medlocke, Freddie Mercury, Abbath, and David Bowie.

Bottom: Bowie, Robert Smith