Wanna see what a total clusterfuck the beginning of last night's presidential debate was? Watch this video.
USA Today called it "the most awkward debate introduction in American history."
Ben Carson didn't hear his cue to go out on stage, and instead got stuck in an invisible cosmic TV news wormhole so powerful, it sucked up Trump and Kasich too! The intergalactic spacetime tornado eventually spit them back out again and the debate went on just fine.
I'd say I can't wait to see SNL's take, but nothing can be funnier than the awkwardly ridiculous real thing that actually happened.
What a bunch of bumbling fucktards these guys are. They only want to run the country, though, so no big deal. #lulz