Short Fingered Vulgarian: the shoops that reveal Drumpf's inner baby-carrot-fingers

Among the many revelations in John Oliver's definitive takedown of Donald Drumpf was the fact that the thin-skinned billionaire had been so wounded by being called a "short-fingered vulgarian" by Vanity Fair editor Graydon Carter that he's spent a quarter-century sending Carter letters decorated with tracings of his hand-geometry to prove the length of his fingers.

In tribute to this petty grudge-nursing, Darkpony has put up a website devoted to shoops of Donald Drumpf with the tiniest of hands. Mr Pony would value your contributions as well.

Short Fingered Vulgarian