Everyone sounds drunk or stoned when slowed down 50%, but doing so to Trump reveals that his bizarre, digressive speech patterns are uncannily like a drunk sped up 200%.
Trump slowed 50%
Supreme Court rules Trump can be sentenced in hush money case
In a 5-4 split, the U.S. Supreme Court ruled today that Donald Trump can be sentenced following his conviction in the Stormy Daniels hush money case. Two of the court's… READ THE REST
America's first felon president-elect throws legal tantrum over January sentencing
America's first president-elect felon is demanding that a New York judge delay his January 10 sentencing for a mere 34 felonies. In a 17-page court filing dripping with royal prerogative,… READ THE REST
New Jersey congressman simps for Trump's approval in cringe-worthy Fox interview
Professional lickspittle Rep. Jeff Van Drew proved no floor is too low for him to grovel on when he begged for Trump's approval on national television. The New Jersey congressman,… READ THE REST
We're being completely normal about this $999 MacBook Pro selling for $350
TL;DR: This MacBook Pro would usually cost $999, but now it's only $349.97. Shopping for a new computer is kind of like dating. You learn about a new computer, see if it'd fit… READ THE REST
This tiny phone is worth the hype
TL;DR: Upgrade by downsizing with the NanoPhone, a mini smartphone that's only $89.97 (reg. $199). Check out this tiny phone! The NanoPhone looks like an iPhone and works like an Android, but it's… READ THE REST
AI features, modern design, and no monthly fees with Office 2024
TL;DR: Microsoft Office 2024 Home & Business is your all-in-one productivity suite for PC or Mac—just $159.97 for lifetime access to Word, Excel, PowerPoint, Outlook, and OneNote. If you're still wrestling with outdated… READ THE REST
