Here are five hand picked headlines from Drew Curtis! Fark is pretty much like Boing Boing's wacky uncle, on Jackhammer Jill's side of the family.
- Once you've starred in a sex tape, do you relinquish the right to be upset about people using your naked likeness in a music video?
- Hating your job can make you poor and poor people tend to hate their jobs. Thanks Obama
- I wonder if this Oklahoma fan going full Rambo on a Kevin Durant jersey would accept a job offer to move to California for 50+ million dollars guaranteed?
- To make sure your information is not stolen when you pump gas should you a) shake the card reader b) check for a security sticker c) use cash, wear a dark hoodie and sunglasses, send an identical car to a different gas station or d) all of the above
- "Take a dive into the bizarrely captivating world of Trump erotic fan fiction." NNNNNNNNOPE