Here are five baffling stories from one of our favorite sites on the internet! Fark is like waking up and realizing you are still on acid.
- Rabid bat attacks woman cleaning a swimming pool, biting her in the neck. Neighbors say they were vlad it wasn't them
- If you are thinking about getting bitten by a rattlesnake this weekend, make sure and carry $50,000 with you when you go to the hospital
- Yet another video-game auction falls afoul of eBay's 'You can't sell human blood' bright-line rule
- French tourists call Queensland police to shoot the scary spiders in their campervan, unaware of the two-meter scrub python on their back seat
- Man hit by blow dart in drive by shooting. Police seek information…if only they spoke Hovitos
