The broken ansible in the basement ("We've been instructed in no uncertain terms never to use it, and the last editor to do so disappeared in a flash of late 1970s-era BBC special effects, presumably an extremely painful demise.") coughed this up today. I suspect it might be real.
What will the news be on November 9?
No plea deal for Trump in Georgia
The Guardian reports that Fulton County prosecutors do not intend to offer Donald Trump, Rudy Giuliani, or Mark Meadows plea deals. Win or lose, Fani Willis's office intends to take… READ THE REST
Students for Trump leader faces charges for striking girlfriend in the head with a pistol
Is there anything more on-brand than a prideful MAGA man assaulting his partner with a firearm? Students for Trump co-founder Ryan Fournier, 27, was charged with domestic assault on a… READ THE REST
Trump's J6 legal defense: he never swore to support the Constitution, despite taking an oath to protect it
In MAGA land, where lies are cherished sacraments, Trump is the god-emperor of prevarication. He is so used to getting away with telling fibs that he forgets that people who… READ THE REST
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TL;DR: Don't let an incredible Cyber Monday sale pass you by! AdGuard Family Plan keeps your information safe and helps you avoid fans. While it usually costs $129, you can now get… READ THE REST
Black Friday sale alert! Microsoft Windows 11 Pro is now under $23
TL;DR: Microsoft Windows 11 Pro is a necessity to keep your computer running in tip-top shape. And while such a crucial piece of software is usually expensive (think $199), right now, for… READ THE REST
Black Friday savings means you can charge your tech for less with this 6-in-1 charging cable, now only $16.97
TL;DR: Thanks to this Black Friday savings you will never run out of battery juice and you can enjoy speedy charging with the InCharge X Max 6-in-1 Charging Cable for only $16.97… READ THE REST
