Hilarious infomercial from 1994 for a guardian angel phone hotline.
(Via Christian Nightmares/Everything Is Terrible!)
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8:57 am Thu
Oct 20, 2016
Hilarious 1994 "Guardian Angel" phone hotline infomercial
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