Gentleman discovers fossilized grizzly bear on Mars

Scott C. Waring, an expert "alien hunter," located the fossilized remains of a curly-haired grizzly bear in a recently released batch of NASA photos of Mars. The discovery is both "unusual and interesting," he told the Daily Star.

"The dark patch is the curly hair coat and its face area has significantly less hair.

"Its two front teeth are extremely white, unlike any other color on the creature.

"I have to say it's a fossil because of its hair and teeth."

I think it's a just a plain old calot, but what do I know?