Woman displeased with service at Subway

In a Subway eatery, a displeased customer.

CUSTOMER: Now you're the ignorant bitch, your moma tha bitch, you faggot-ass fag, now you can come outside and we can get it, 'cause I'm a real nigga; bitch-ass nigga, that's what you are. Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch! Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch. ... Don't like your moma for having your ass, she should have swallowed your ass. Should shoulda swallowed your punk ass.

SANDWICH ARTIST: What greens would you like on your sandwich?

CUSTOMER: Lettuce.