CUSTOMER: Now you're the ignorant bitch, your moma tha bitch, you faggot-ass fag, now you can come outside and we can get it, 'cause I'm a real nigga; bitch-ass nigga, that's what you are. Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch! Come on outside, says I'm an ignorant bitch. ... Don't like your moma for having your ass, she should have swallowed your ass. Should shoulda swallowed your punk ass.
SANDWICH ARTIST: What greens would you like on your sandwich?
[NSFW] The Spice Channel was a softcore pornography cable TV offering in the 1990s. If you didn’t pay for a subscription, you could still see scrambled video, which elevated the original video into psychedelic deep dream abstract art experiments. Here are a few clips. From the YouTube description: Signal bleed, or scrambling was a filter […]
When you were 10 and your mom demanded you finish your vegetables or go to your room, you were mad. Even as kids, we hated it when we were ordered to do something. Car insurance is a federal mandate, yet that’s only one of the reasons why most Americans would rather do just about anything […]
We all know the drill. As the overlords of the smartphone and tablet markets, the braintrust at Apple very seldom hold sales on their signature devices. So rather than spending almost $1,000 on a brand-new iPad Pro, the folks in Cupertino are instead giving you the opportunity to score one for about a third of […]
Entrepreneurs looking for new avenues to reach customers may not have considered one of the fastest-growing content mediums today: podcasting. And we don’t mean just dropping an advertisement for your product or service in the middle of a popular show. Right now, there are about 850,000 active podcasts reaching 165 million Americans. Those listeners are […]