NoPhone Selfie: world's most minimal handset now reflects user

Two years ago, the NoPhone launched to rave reviews as the most minimalist yet secure handset on the market. The NoPhone Selfie is the long-awaited follow-up, adding the ability to picture the user themselves without adding significantly to the unit's price.

At $18, the NoPhone Selfie remains among the cheaper options. Mine has a problem, though: the display seems to be stuck on a hideous morph between Chucky the Killer Doll and Brad Dourif, the actor who voices him.

About the Product

• The NoPhone is a fake phone for people addicted to real phones

• It has no data plan, no camera, no battery and no Wi-Fi but is completely toilet-bowl resistant

• It's the perfect phone for someone who uses their phone too much


The NoPhone Selfie [Amazon]