Jazz accompaniment to funny internet videos

Publio Delgado provides jazz guitar accompaniment to an advertisement for Jones Big ASS Truck Rental & Storage: "In my yard, I don't care!"

Here's the original, which now seems naked and bereft of wonder:

See also Publio's accompaniment to a lady's unwise attempt to eat a hot pepper raw:

Best, though, is his accompaniment to The Cat That Says No: