Mark Zuckerberg says he's not an atheist anymore

Checkmate, atheists! The king of the Internet has found religion.

Zuckerberg, whose Facebook profile once identified him as an atheist, revealed his change of heart on his social media network after he wished everyone on Dec. 25 a "Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah" from "Priscilla, Max, Beast and me," referring to his wife, daughter and dog. When a commenter asked him, "Aren't you an atheist?" he responded: "No. I was raised Jewish and then I went through a period where I questioned things, but now I believe religion is very important."

Zuckerberg aside, Silicon Valley's values will evolve in the immediate future. Monospace-L libertarianism is nothing if not adaptable to circumstances.