Intel Director of Incident Response Jackie Stokes has captured the entirety of 2017 in a single image: a watercooler that won't dispense water until it has installed a Windows upgrade (caption: "I just wanted some water…").
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Nicolas Cage's facial skin stretched to cover entire blanket
This delightful blanket, featuring the visage of actor Nicolas Cage as if stretched over thousands of square inches of material, is yours for less than the cost of two Nicolas Cage DVDs. There are various other Cage-related designs on offer, but this one is the most sublime. Nicolas Cage blanket [Amazon] READ THE REST
Actual rug inspired by crypto rug pull scams
A rug is a textile ground covering that really ties the room together without being permanently affixed to the floor or walls. A rug pull is when the minters of cryptocurrencies pump a token then fraudulently drain it of value before vanishing with all the real money. Rug Pull Rugs sells a rug inspired by… READ THE REST
Bidets explained to American person
In this clip, a man from Korea tries to explain bidets to an American woman who is clearly completely unfamiliar with the idea of cleaning an ass with water instead of smearing excrement around it with a wadded handful of paper. That said, the man does not do a splendid job of selling the experience:… READ THE REST
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Stay cozy like a hibernating bear this coming winter with 25% off this heated blanket throw
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. What's better than lying down after a long day at work? Cuddling up with a warm, snuggly blanket, of course! But you know what's even better than that? Lying under the Luwior… READ THE REST
Rule the kitchen with 73% off this 9-inch traditional Japanese chef knife
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. There's not a lot going on these days (just kidding, it's 2022), and it seems like picking up learning to cook is a lucrative hobby and a vital skill since your favorite… READ THE REST