HAPPY MUTANTS DAY OF ICE CREAM
BY THE PUBLISHER OF BOING BOING, A DIRECTORY OF WONDERFUL THINGS
A notional pride spins the Happy Mutant soul and congests the Happy Mutant heart. We are people, united by a common path of evolution. Beyond that, we have art. Some, maybe not even that.
Ice cream is a treat for many Happy Mutants, and to serve that ice cream we must have a scoop, or a large yet very strong spoon. Bowls would also help, cones optional.
Our blog is written on WordPress, but it lives in the hearts of the mutant people -- even those with a Jarvik 7.
There is no freedom in a cube farm; no law like John Law; and no peace where people prey upon one another. There are no greater people than Happy Mutants, and so long as we believe in magic there is nothing we cannot accomplish, even if said magic resides in a young girl’s heart.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Jason L. Weisberger, Publisher of Boing Boing, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the other Boingers, and our publicly available Terms of Service, do hereby proclaim January 27, 2017, as Happy Mutants Day of Ice Cream, in order to celebrate my birthday -- and to encourage you to share some jpgs of cute cats.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my DIGITAL SIGNATURE VIA DOCUSIGN this twenty-seventh day of January, in the twenty-eighth year of Boing Boing.
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