The son of Babar The Elephant creator Jean de Brunhoff writes that internet toilet men are soiling the purity of his noble, sweet creation, the elephant-king Babar.
The enormous Babar always wears a green suit of the finest clothing. It is nice and decent. He is not nude with visible genitals like in the false images spread by alt-right toilet men on the internet. I am told the purpose of these filths is to show that Babar has "an intact Christian foreskin." Sadly, my great father never wrote of Babar's circumcision, so I am powerless to contradict this particular foul claim even as it drives me to vomit.
This is an excellent parody. There are so many layers.