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Ever wonder why J. R. "Bob" Dobbs wears that perpetual smile? It's the habifropzipulops mariphasa lupina
in his pipe. When smoked, this remarkable herb, which grows on yeti droppings in Tibet, succeeds where science fails: removing the terror of the The Gods.
When that fear grabs you, grab a bong o' 'frop, my friend!
Bikini bongs not only offer a shortcut to Slack, they look great too! Let other natty psychonauts know you’re flying the flag of cognitive freedom, right in the middle of your very own living room, cell, or bathysphere on the floor of the Marianas Trench! Bongs are great for attracting fellow Discordians, Happy Mutants, and SubGenii, as well as scaring off the pinks and gorps.
Some find power in their bong! Legend has it that Yog-Sothoth, his own bad self, hit the 'frop
from a bong fashioned from a yeti skull.
Well mannered 'frop-heads know that being cool is the rule! Revel in your Slack. Embody it. Feel the vibrations of the universe as you vigorously bubble fumes of Klaatu himself though the wondrous head of a grey overlord! Remember your youth, or your future, with a Bikini bong! I know I left mine around here some place...
Remember, with frop as with everything: too much is always better than not enough!
Herbtools has amazing bongs!
Report says legalization associated with decline in youth cannabis use
California’s 3rd District Court of Appeal ruled that inmates can have a small supply of marijuana behind bars but “smoking or ingesting cannabis in prison remains a felony.” The ruling overturned convictions of five inmates busted for possessing marijuana in prison. From KTLA: “The voters (who in 2016 passed Proposition 64 legalizing marijuana) made quite […]
More than 2,500 years ago in western China, people in mourning gathered at a cemetery for a ritual that involved getting high from cannabis plants burning in wooden pots. It’s likely that they were trying to communicate with spirits. From Science News: Evidence of this practice comes from Jirzankal Cemetery in Central Asia’s Pamir Mountains, […]
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Want to keep the dentist away? A little tooth care at morning and night isn’t bad, but it won’t keep the stains from smoking or fried foods at bay for long. If you enjoy your food and want to avoid the consequences, an upgrade from that old analog toothbrush can make a huge difference. Among […]
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