The Onion poses a mystifying question of evolutionary biology: wouldn't it be better if animals had more eyes?
Should Animals Have More Eyes? pic.twitter.com/k26DDsiOLb
— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 5, 2017
I rather think more mouths would be preferable.
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