God Bless America, God Bless Sassy Trump, and God Bless Peter Serafinowicz.
All Trump's very own words. Amen.
Sassy Trump Remembers Cake He Ate While Bombing Iraq Or Syria or Something
MAGA men stung by Trump's inauguration snub: "It sucks!" (video)
MAGA fans are none too pleased with Donald Trump's decision to move his inauguration to the Capitol Rotunda — and shuttle his followers off to a Jumbotron at a different… READ THE REST
Trump-pick Pam Bondi is the dimmest bulb in the room — just how MAGA likes it (video)
Trump-pick for U.S. Attorney General, Pam Bondi, feigns complete ignorance on everything from who won the 2020 election to the contents of the Constitution during this morning's Senate confirmation hearings.… READ THE REST
Pete Hegseth suggests he "will shoot protestors in the legs" if asked by Trump (video)
As Trump-pick for Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth dodges questions on everything from drinking on the job and cheating on his wives to invading Greenland, one of his bumbling sidesteps… READ THE REST
Goodbye TikTok, hello brainscrolling
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Find the perfect color match every time with this handy dandy sensor
TL;DR: Match any color like a pro with the Nix Mini 3 — the go-to gadget for $69.97 until February 9. Ever stared at a wall and wondered, What shade of blue… READ THE REST
Who needs daylight? This night-vision device has you covered
TL;DR: Explore the night with this compact night-vision device — on sale for $99.99 (reg. $159) for a limited time. The night is full of wonders — if you can actually see them.… READ THE REST
