The President of the United States earlier today said these very words. Peter Serafinowicz just sassified them.
Sassy Trump: Leader Of The Free World
Trump's $175M bond looks like an attempt to defraud the court
It appears that real estate fraudster Donald J. Trump's last-minute attempt to fix the problems with his prior bond filing has created more questions and offered no believable answers. After… READ THE REST
Claims that RFK Jr has rejected an offer to be Trump's VP
Anti-vaxxer and conspiracy theorist RFK Jr claims he has rejected an offer to be Donald Trump's Vice-President. As Trump's last Vice-President almost became the victim of a violent, Trump-inspired mob,… READ THE REST
DJT stock falls after filing indicates Trump ready to dump it
The publicly traded stock representing Donald Trump's "media group" took another dive after Trump and the founders disclosed their intent to take the money and run. The company's DJT, -16.88% S-1 filing with… READ THE REST
Save $169 on a lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro and never look back
TL;DR: Revamp your digital world with this incredible lifetime license to Microsoft Windows 11 Pro, with its seamless interface and top-notch security, for only $29.97 (Reg. $199) until 11:59 PM on 1/07.… READ THE REST
Upgrade your tech for the new year with this refurbished iPad Pro, less than half price right now
TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
TL;DR: The perfect last-minute holiday gift for an aspiring rocker, the 2024 Guitar Lessons Training Bundle is only $15.97 (Reg. $480) until 11:59 PM on 12/25. It's really never too late to make… READ THE REST
