What you will learn from watching Fox News:
The problem with America is that "we keep marrying other species and other ethnics. See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes . . . Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society."
Congresswoman Maxine Waters, "You saw what happened to Whitney Houston. Step away from the crack pipe."
If you are a black professor from Columbia University Bill O'Reilly will tell you that you look like a cocaine dealer.
If you are a civil right leader, Tucker Carlson will call you a hustler or a pimp.
Obama looks like a skinny, ghetto, crackhead.