@CrimeADay tweets one federal crime a day, and most of them are weird

It's a federal crime:

• to sell ketchup and call it something else
• for a railroad to report that an employee was hurt playing racquetball
• for a stage chicken to come back from performing in Canada without a health certificate
• to import Chinese pig semen if the pig ate raw garbage in the collection period
• to drive down the beach at the Cape Cod National seashore without a shovel in your car

The Twitter account @CrimeADay has been tweeting a federal crime every day for over three years. So far, they have tweeted 0.37% of the federal crimes on the books. Only 99.63% left to go.