Keith Calder has been looking around on Reddit and has found a string of messages from baffled, distressed women whose male romantic partners literally don't wipe their asses because touching themselves between the cheeks might make them gay.
The tales are a combination of unhygienic living (skidmarks on everything, always, including the bedsheets after lovemaking; the smell is unbelievable) and abusive, reactionary men who blow up at the suggestion that they should be wiping their asses.
The mind boggles.
A weird part of toxic masculinity is not knowing how to poop properly. pic.twitter.com/P3ilrIGsxT
— Keith Calder (@keithcalder) October 12, 2017