Khaled Ipsum: uplifting dummy text from the wit and wisdom of DJ Khaled

Lorem Ipsum is the not-really-meaningless dummy text used by designers when they need to "greek" some type into a template.

You don't have to use Lorem Ipsum, of course: you can use randomly generated Bob Ross catchphrases, or William Gibson cutups, or Commander Riker dialogue.

For a more contemporary example, try Khaled Ipsum, whose corpus are the soothing, occasionally nonsensical utterances of DJ Khaled, drawn from his Snapchats and viral videos.

Lorem Khaled Ipsum is a major key to success. Mogul talk. Learning is cool, but knowing is better, and I know the key to success. The key to success is to keep your head above the water, never give up. Don't ever play yourself. We don't see them, we will never see them. Hammock talk come soon. Look at the sunset, life is amazing, life is beautiful, life is what you make it. They never said winning was easy. Some people can't handle success, I can. Look at the sunset, life is amazing, life is beautiful, life is what you make it. Eliptical talk. In life there will be road blocks but we will over come it.

Life is what you make it, so let's make it. Mogul talk. Every chance I get, I water the plants, Lion! You do know, you do know that they don't want you to have lunch. I'm keeping it real with you, so what you going do is have lunch. A major key, never panic. Don't panic, when it gets crazy and rough, don't panic, stay calm. Don't ever play yourself. Watch your back, but more importantly when you get out the shower, dry your back, it's a cold world out there.

Khaled Ipsum

(via Red Ferret)