Papa Johns Pizza, the breakfast of Nazis

After Papa Johns made a big show of denouncing black football players who kneel to protest police violence, the Nazis made a big show of declaring Papa Johns the official pizza of the white nationalist movement. After thinking about this for maybe a day or two too long, Papa Johns has announced that it would prefer it they did not.

The pronouncement came after Papa John's CEO John Schnatter, whose pizza is an official NFL sponsor, blamed his company's recent losses on NFL players protesting police brutality during the national anthem.

Schnatter was widely accused of racism and of making bad pizza. But white supremacists came to his defense.

"This might be the first time ever in modern history that a major institution is going to be completely destroyed explicitly because of public outrage over their anti-white agenda," Daily Stormer writer Adrian Sol posted, referring to the NFL and adding disturbingly, "The Negro fatigue caused by this whole NFL fiasco is reaching heights that even I didn't fully expect."