You know, maybe everyone's favorite felonious scam artist evangelist Jim Bakker was right when he said the goberment wants to outlaw Merry Christmas. Just look at the police officers in Sudbury, Massachusetts who pulled a driver over just because he was transporting a Christmas tree. The department posted a photo of the tree (and what can be seen of the car peeking out from under it) on Facebook, remarking, "Sudbury PD would like to remind you to transport your Holiday trees responsibly. One of our Officer's stopped this vehicle on Route 20 today!"
Police ruin Christmas spirit by pulling over car carrying a massive tree
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Ho ho no: risk of suffering a heart attack is 40% higher on Christmas Eve
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