Kikkerland's unicorn corkscrew (Amazon) is clever, inexpensive and perfect for evenings in the presidency of Donald Trump, when chasers are much in-demand.
Corkscrew acts as unicorn horn
Material: Stainless steel corkscrew, beechwood base
Makes a great gift for any wine lover
Portable for any party, camping trip, or wine night at home
Measures approximately 4 by 3.5-inch
I ordered one but haven't received it, yet; it looks kinda flimsy to me, retired bartender that I am. Though I wouldn't want to depend on it in a crisis, then, I'm eager to see how it looks after a few years of red-wine residue accumulates around the base of the horn.
These Rainbow Unicorn Foil Balloons are 32 inches long, ship uninflated as pairs, and we are promised that the “pretty design is on both sides”. Finally.
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“Dookie” stars in what was described previously here as “the greatest viral ad in TV history”: that being the one for the Squatty Potty, a lavatorial aid that should require no reintroduction. The adorable, weird, cloying, slightly nasty unicorn character can now be yours for $15 at Amazon, but the site warns that it’s not […]
Kudos to those of us who have chosen a less wasteful third option to “paper or plastic” at the supermarket or club stores. Tote bags are reusable, but they can be a pain to tote around. Here’s an upgrade to that planet-saving measure. The Club Cart Lotus Trolley Bag is that rare tote you’ll want […]
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Getting a set of cookware that will outlast you is one of those signs you’ve truly grown up. It used to be easy to find durable materials that also cook well, but these days it can be hard to tell what’s quality and what brands are coasting by on a recognizable name. Well, there’s at […]