Unicorn corkscrew, for your chasers

Kikkerland's unicorn corkscrew (Amazon) is clever, inexpensive and perfect for evenings in the presidency of Donald Trump, when chasers are much in-demand.

Corkscrew acts as unicorn horn
Material: Stainless steel corkscrew, beechwood base
Makes a great gift for any wine lover
Portable for any party, camping trip, or wine night at home
Measures approximately 4 by 3.5-inch

I ordered one but haven't received it, yet; it looks kinda flimsy to me, retired bartender that I am. Though I wouldn't want to depend on it in a crisis, then, I'm eager to see how it looks after a few years of red-wine residue accumulates around the base of the horn.