Loser Roy Moore is sore at Muslims, Marxists, and Doug Jones' gay son

The state of Alabama announced that it's mathematically impossible for accused pedophile Roy Moore to win the senate race. Moore predictably responded to the news by promoting an article from a loony conspiracy theory website called World Net Daily that's blaming "a coalition of Muslim and Marxist-led groups" for foiling God's plan to make him the winner.

Moore, whose passion for cowboy cosplay is exceeded only by his sexual interest in teenage girls (but only with the "permission of her mother"), also took a jab at winner Doug Jones' son for being gay, like that had something to do with losing the election.

[via Raw Story]