Say 'good riddance' to 2017 with these NYE party hats

There's a "Party Hats for Grownups" store and it's got all you need to say "good riddance" to 2017 in cone-shaped, elastic-under-the-chin style.

The first one pictured above shows a bunch of dumpster fires with the words "adios" and "bye."

When flat, the second one, called "The Shit," looks like this:

And the third, "The Adios," like this:

A set of five (one style) is $10.25.