If you add Chirpss to your website, it will make a chirping noise whenever anyone comes or goes. You have to have Google Analytics installed (it relies on the realtime tracking GA provides) and the willingness to revisit the golden age of hit counters.
Chirpss: a bookmarklet that makes your website chirp whenever anyone visits or leaves

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