The audio work makes it funny; the original, narrated by Morgan Freeman, is just uncomfortable, even as it smooths over the fact you're watching Zuckerberg eat plain toast right out of the toaster while nodding mechanically.
Mark Zuckerberg eats toast
Poor Mark Zuckerberg compares looking at messages to getting "punched in the stomach" (video)
"[I] wake up in the morning, look at my phone to get a million messages … It's almost like every day you wake up and you're like punched in the stomach," says poor Mark Zuckerberg, the billionaire who as a Harvard student came up with a way for students to punch, er, rate women on… READ THE REST
Facebook blames those pesky algorithms for approving pro-genocide ads in Kenya
Meta's mascot should be the "NOT ME" imp that appears in Family Circus comics when none of the kids are willing to take responsibility for spilled grape juice, broken furniture, and other mishaps around the house. Who approved ads advocating for ethnic cleansing in Kenya? NOT ME, says Facebook. Who "allowed themselves to be a… READ THE REST
Facebook blames hate speech ads on mistake, immediately approves more hate speech ads
AP reports that nonprofit org Global Witness bought 12 ads on Facebook that "used dehumanizing hate speech to call for the murder of people belonging to each of Ethiopia's three main ethnic groups — the Amhara, the Oromo and the Tigrayans." Facebook approved all 12 ads. Global Witness didn't run the ads. "We set a… READ THE REST
The only work productivity hack you need is this laptop accessory bundle
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. More people are working from laptops than ever these days. Whether you're self-employed, starting online education, or utilizing a work-from-home setup, you need to be able to work from anywhere. Laptops… READ THE REST
These pretty puzzles will give your brain a workout
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. Between the stresses of work, classes, and home life, when was the last time you were able to relax and enjoy a little bit of free time? In a world of side… READ THE REST
Finally kiss annoying pop-up ads and videos goodbye with AdGuard
We thank our sponsor for making this content possible; it is not written by the editorial staff nor does it necessarily reflect its views. From paying your rent to sharing pics of your adorable dog to shopping for a new pair of jeans — is there anything you don't do on your phone these days?… READ THE REST
