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Breaking Bad's weird, completely official Colombian remake
Move over, Narcos – Colombia has an even more iconic cultural exploit you've never heard of. Also about drugs, coincidentally. Remaking shows entirely is one of the rarer forms of… READ THE REST
Kid jumps on dangerous manhole and falls right through
In a bizarre turn of events, a kid who jumped on a dangerous manhole ended up looking like a real-life Mario character from a Nintendo game. I have a feeling… READ THE REST
Man accidentally drops phone in donation box and temple won't give it back: "part of God's account"
A man accidentally dropped his phone into a donation box at a Hindu temple in India — and now the gods won't give it back. The devotee, identified only as… READ THE REST
Never lose your wallet again (unless you want to)
TL;DR: Slip the MagTag tracker into your wallet and let Apple's Find My network do the rest for $26.99. Ever torn apart your couch cushions looking for your wallet, only to find… READ THE REST
Don't Pay Full Price for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate — Get 28% Off for a Limited Time
TL;DR: These stackable codes for Xbox Game Pass Ultimate give you three months of unlimited gaming for 28% off. Streaming games are ideal for anybody who wants to play the latest, or tap… READ THE REST
Conquer PDFs for life without losing your cool
TL;DR: PDF Expert makes managing PDFs easy and fun, with lifetime access to editing, annotating, and organizing tools for $79.99. PDFs can be the digital version of a stubborn mule — hard to… READ THE REST
