Those of us who eschew a phone case take a lot of abuse in this cruel world. Finally, a send-up of all the things we endure from case freaks and their misguided fanaticism. Note: some spicy language that reflects what we have to deal with.
For the record, I have never cracked a screen in ten years, and the only damage on my current one after many years is some moderate wear on the back lower corners.
Oh, and I have no music on my phone, either, except a U2 album I didn't ask for and didn't bother deleting because I never listen to music, so there.
This Monster Has No Phone Case (College Humor)
