Stormy Daniels says Trump's penis looks like Toad from Mario Kart

The Daily Beast reports on the president's deformed horror cock, as described by Stormy Daniels.

“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart... It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

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