Fox News shocked to discover weird new mobile phones got cameras in 'em

It really is UNBELIEVABLE.

Someone get grandpa an Ensure, he's gonna need sustenance to make it through this shocker. Are you sitting down? Okay. Please read on, but only if you are feeling strong enough.

Yes, it's true, Blonde Hitlerella.

An iPhone "can be turned into a bodycam to record police," as can literally any camera pretty much, including the ones in literally every cellphone that has a camera.

I know how shocking it was to me in, I think it was 2002, when I first got my hands on a cellphone with a camera. It's nuts! I know! Phones with cameras.

You can record a flower. Or a puppy. Or a baseball game. OR a cop!