Woman who divorced ghost warns against dabbling in spirituality

Jason Weisberger 10:15 am Wed Dec 12, 2018

Jack Sparrow impersonator Amanda Teague married the ghost of a pirate coincidentally named Jack. Nearly 50% of all marriages end in divorce. Similarly, the Teague/dead pirate union did not last.

The newly divorced pirate enthusiast warns folks away from casual spirituality.

Irish Post:

Amanda Teague, 46, from Drogheda, Co. Louth, married the Haitian pirate named Jack earlier this year.

The wedding to her 'soulmate' took place on board a boat in international waters off the Irish coast. However the Irish Mirror reports the couple have called it a day after less than a year.

WARNING

Taking to social media, Amanda said: "So I feel it's time to let everyone know that my marriage is over.

"I will explain all in due course but for now all I want to say is be VERY careful when dabbling in spirituality, it's not something to mess with."

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