Unicorn poop [Amazon] appears to be pastel-colored gourmet marshmallow chunks flavored with strawberry, lime, lemon and orange, guaranteed to be gluten- and nut-free. But don't let that put you off: I'm sure they're delicious.
Proudly ★ MADE IN THE USA ★ – Guaranteed to be the safest, tastiest, freshest, fluffiest Poop in town! Beware! ..other brands may come from China.
Other brands? Just how many brands of unicorn poop can the market support?
These Rainbow Unicorn Foil Balloons are 32 inches long, ship uninflated as pairs, and we are promised that the “pretty design is on both sides”. Finally.
“Dookie” stars in what was described previously here as “the greatest viral ad in TV history”: that being the one for the Squatty Potty, a lavatorial aid that should require no reintroduction. The adorable, weird, cloying, slightly nasty unicorn character can now be yours for $15 at Amazon, but the site warns that it’s not […]
Kikkerland’s unicorn corkscrew (Amazon) is clever, inexpensive and perfect for evenings in the presidency of Donald Trump, when chasers are much in-demand. Corkscrew acts as unicorn hornMaterial: Stainless steel corkscrew, beechwood baseMakes a great gift for any wine loverPortable for any party, camping trip, or wine night at homeMeasures approximately 4 by 3.5-inch I ordered […]
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