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Previously: 10 minutes of Elizabeth Holmes' creepy unblinking stare with Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.
Elon Musk but with Elizabeth Holmes' eyes
Elon Musk with Elizabeth Holmes' eyes. Illo: Beschizza
Twitter users will no longer be able to hide their blue checks
Twitter recently imposed blue checkmarks, previously assigned only to people paying to use the site, on all users meeting a certain threshold of paid followers. And soon users assigned blue… READ THE REST
Analysts do not expect Tesla's sales numbers to improve
Tesla's dismal sales numbers are not forecast to improve this year. New vehicle deliveries are expected to be down below 2023. With nothing new to offer customers, margins cut so… READ THE REST
Elon Musk's unpleasant persona hurts Tesla brand: survey says
Tesla is slashing prices to bolster sales, but a survey by Caliber is reveals the brand's reputation is sinking faster than the imaginary rescue submarine Elon Musk failed to build… READ THE REST
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TL;DR: Save over $350 on a refurbished Apple iPad Pro 10.5" 256GB, plus a free accessories bundle, with this sweet deal on sale for just $315.99 right now. Tech fans, it's time… READ THE REST
Make your rockstar dreams a reality for only $15.97 with this Guitar Lessons Training Bundle
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