Chuck Tingle (previously) has leapt into action with some of the most trenchant analysis of the Mueller Report yet seen: Redacted In The Butt By Redacted Under The Tromp Administration covers all the most significant details through an exquisitely crafted tale of gay pornography.
Ron isn’t a fan of Domald Tromp, but he can’t help feeling like the doomsday predictions of the man’s upcoming presidency are a little overblown. As far as Ron can tell, nothing in his daily routine has really altered that much.
All of this changes, however, when Ron notices a little black censorship bar lying out on the sidewalk, and even more hanging from a familiar apple tree. This is how Ron learns that Tromp has signed an executive order to redact the concept of apples, but Ron still does his best to ignore it.
Soon, Dom Tromp is redacting things left and right, sending the entire country into turmoil. When a heroic REDACTED shows up to save the day, will him and Ron be able to prove love is real while there’s still time left?
This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on sentient censored being action, including anal, blowjobs, REDACTED, rough sex, and gay politically concealed information love.
Redacted In The Butt By Redacted Under The Tromp Administration [Chuck Tingle/Amazon]
(Thanks, Fipi Lele!)
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