Millennial dad nailed it.
"hey, I would like to buy a candy bar with my membership card."
"sure thing. that will be $345."
"WTF?! $345?!!!!"
"well, without the card it's $5,450 dollars."
"oh…that's not bad I guess."
^that's the American healthcare system
— millennial dad (@partofaplan) June 18, 2019