Illegitimate popular-vote-losing United States President Donald Trump, folks.
“If I wanted to win that war, Afghanistan would be wiped off the face of the earth, it would be over literally in 10 days," Donald Trump said today.
“I just don't want to kill 10 million people.”
He is lying, again, of course.
Donald Trump would totally kill 10 million people if he could figure out how to do it so that it would only benefit him.
The 12 days of crustmas are upon us.
When you need tacos, you need tacos.
“Protip: If you’re gonna deliver 20 pounds of meth in an air fryer, make sure it gets to the dealer.”
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With all the revolutionary tech that’s out there, it’s pretty sad that finding a simple stud in your wall can feel like dowsing for water. This can be equally true whether you’re using a magnetic finder and it’s reliance on “feel,” or an electronic unit that can give fuzzy readings (especially when the batteries are […]
Do you have any Star Wars fans on your list? Given the reach and output of its new corporate masters these days, it might be easier to ask if there’s anyone out there who isn’t a Star Wars fan. So let’s narrow it down further: Do you know a Star Wars fan who likes to […]