Dungeons and Dragons stats for the Goose from Untitled Goose Game

A Redditor created stats for the Goose from Untitled Goose Game. Naturally, its actions include an enraging honk:

The creator got some pushback for giving the Goose a chaotic neutral designation. His analysis:

I mean, even though the Goose is unnaturally intelligent, evasive and mean, it never really does anything of real threat to the village. My take on it is to be the subject of a wild goose chase, being maddeningly difficult to pin down, or to be an incredibly annoying support NPC for a damage dealing fiend who keeps it as a pet/associate.

Speaking of Untitled Goose Game, Tiny, who has a Patreon focusing on custom made keycaps for mechanical keyboards, sculpted this goose keycap with polymer clay: