"Heard you say I'm not the saddest clown, you lied"
You haven't heard Lizzo's "Juice" until you've heard a sad 6'8"-tall clown sing it. Puddles does this one "Quiet Storm Style."
Our friend, Rebekah Del Rio, asked me how I would feel about doing Lizzo's song. I said I'd give it a go. I like saying yes first. This is how it turned out. I don't understand some of the references in it but I love me some Lizzo. Jonathan Burns helped me transcribe the lyrics. I especially like the David Copperfield lyric. And yes, that's really my voice. I didn't know I could do that before.
Today I learned (on Conan O’Brien’s podcast) that comedian John Mulaney has made a children’s musical comedy special for Netflix. What?! Terrific! The show’s official description states he and his “kid pals” “tackle existential topics for all ages with catchy songs, comedy sketches and special guests in a nostalgic variety special.” On Conan’s podcast, he […]
A few years back, Charles Phoenix, the creator of kitchen kitsch behind the Cherpumple and other outrageous recipes, made something that’s perfect to serve at a holiday party: Frosty the Cheeseball Man. It’s a whole lot of Velveeta, cream cheese, and subversive, melty fun. At my holiday parties, I delight in serving Charles’ Frosty because […]
You may remember I recently blogged about Danny Elfman’s new “music for film” MasterClass (which launched on Halloween, naturally). A day or so after it posted I got an email from someone on his team asking if I wanted to interview him. My response, “Uh, who could say no to that…?!” I soon found myself […]
No chef’s arsenal is complete without a good set of knives. In fact, it’s the first big sign that you’re ready to start cooking meals as opposed to just warming them up. Here are 20 knife sets that any chef would be proud to own, from visually stunning old-world metallurgy to sleek modern cutlery. Mini […]
The latest iPhone cameras are undeniably impressive, but they’re still no match for a professional camera when it comes to taking clear, wide-angle shots. These six accessories will transform your iPhone into a pro-level camera in seconds, thanks to powerful and easy-to-attach lenses. 1. Lemuro 18MM iPhone Wide Lens MSRP: $100 | Sale Price: $80 […]
Few things in life are more universally dreaded than going to the gym, which is unfortunate since a new year usually means making new resolutions to get in shape. Thankfully, this BodyBoss 2.0: Portable Home Gym has everything you need to burn fat and build muscle in the comfort of your own home. With just […]