I own a sodastream and have often contemplated living the dream, but never had the courage to "inject a bunch of co2" into milk. Joe Barnard
BARNARD: Here we go!
*depresses sodastream injector button*
*releases sodastream injector button*
BARNARD: Oh dear.
BARNARD: Well, this is awful.
*hissing milk froth emerges from machine, spreads over countertop*
BARNARD: Paper towels! Oh my God! [incoherent screaming]
“Pirate”, a man let out of jail after serving a four-year sentence, has settled in Redding, California. Police say he has fears for his safety. “We are aware that Daniel Selovich (Pirate) is back in Redding,” wrote the department on its Facebook page. “He was contacted by officers earlier in the day and is not […]
Ed Lawson describes the scene of an accident in no uncertain words. “I don’t know where the fuck that came from!
Jambajim writes: In 1992, the El Paso police department fancied themselves rappers in this cautionary tale about gangbangers. The song’s called “Think Twice” (words & music by Greg Brickey) and it’s pretty awesome. I bet a lot of gang members saw this and were like “Woah, I should stop being a gang member!” Even now, […]
The Nintendo Switch is an undeniably awesome gadget, pairing old-school gaming styles with modern-day graphics and functionality for a new generation of gamers. The only complaint people seem to have is that its controllers are somewhat lacking, which is why more and more Switch-enthusiasts are picking up this Gbros. Wireless Adapter that lets you play […]
More and more people are flocking to a wide variety of careers in IT, thanks mostly to the high pay, plentiful advancement opportunities, and an exciting atmosphere that offers new challenges every day. The only problem is that this high demand means competition can be fierce if you’re entering the job market for the first […]
Going to the beach is almost always an enjoyable experience, but trekking back through your house on the way to the shower can leave a trail of sand the quickly saps the day of its sunny fun. Thankfully this BeachBox: Portable Shower & Storage unit has you covered the next time you hit the beach. […]