I own a sodastream and have often contemplated living the dream, but never had the courage to "inject a bunch of co2" into milk. Joe Barnard
BARNARD: Here we go!
*depresses sodastream injector button*
*releases sodastream injector button*
BARNARD: Oh dear.
BARNARD: Well, this is awful.
*hissing milk froth emerges from machine, spreads over countertop*
BARNARD: Paper towels! Oh my God! [incoherent screaming]
“Pirate”, a man let out of jail after serving a four-year sentence, has settled in Redding, California. Police say he has fears for his safety. “We are aware that Daniel Selovich (Pirate) is back in Redding,” wrote the department on its Facebook page. “He was contacted by officers earlier in the day and is not […]
Ed Lawson describes the scene of an accident in no uncertain words. “I don’t know where the fuck that came from!
Jambajim writes: In 1992, the El Paso police department fancied themselves rappers in this cautionary tale about gangbangers. The song’s called “Think Twice” (words & music by Greg Brickey) and it’s pretty awesome. I bet a lot of gang members saw this and were like “Woah, I should stop being a gang member!” Even now, […]
You don’t need to be a professional chef in order to enjoy a great set of knives in your kitchen, yet far too many would-be culinary pros settle for subpar blades that lose their edge after a few months. This Schmidt Brothers® Cutlery Carbon 6 7-Pc Knife Block Set will bring a new level of […]
Now that the latest iPhones have embraced the wireless charging revolution, there’s really no excuse for not having a wireless charger of your own. But even the best wireless chargers don’t allow users to use their phones while they’re being powered up. This Suction Powered Wireless Charger breaks that rule by allowing you to comfortably […]
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