I enjoyed Melania Trump's disquieting 2019 Christmas video, featuring her pacing alone around the symmetrical expanses of the executive mansion, inspecting its coldly festive ornaments. But it needed a certain je ne sais quoi; which is to say Jocelyn Pook's soundtrack to Eyes Wide Shut.
Melania Trump's 2019 Christmas Video but with more appropriate music
Trump talks about golden showers to open-mouthed worshippers
"Donald Trump's cult members love it when he talks dirty to them. At his rally in Fort Dodge, Iowa, Ol' Pussy-Grabber told his gape-jawed devotees that he was concerned about… READ THE REST
Melania Trump doesn't "give a f*ck about Christmas" — but will hawk ornaments to make a buck
Melania Trump crawled out of the woodwork over the weekend to push a product she hates: Christmas ornaments. (See post below, reposted by Mike Sington.) In 2018, the phony former… READ THE REST
Melania Trump is selling her hat to raise cash
Mrs. Trump doesn't want her hat any longer. But instead of donating it to Goodwill or selling it at The RealReal consignment shop just up the road from Mar-a-Lago, she's… READ THE REST
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