A porch pirate in St. Paul, Minnesota had the gall to leave a smug "thank you" note after stealing a package off Hilary Smith's doorstep.
"I do appreciate a nicely-crafted 'thank you' note, but this is ridiculous," Smith told WCCO. I was angry and confused and quite flabbergasted someone would actually leave a 'thank you' note when they steal a package."
The package was a Christmas gift for her boss. In the hopes that the thief returns, Smith says she's placed a fake package on her stoop for the creep to swipe. Inside the box is "a gift from her dog."