Twitter user @sydneywhitson reported that "her coworker called in (yet again) and said she had a nail on her tire that caused her to have a flat" and reportedly sent in the above photo as evidence. Zoomed version below. Of course, Twitter delighted in the stupidity.
Here's an actual picture you can use next time pic.twitter.com/v0QqrymGUc
— ??? ??? (@SamuelJarman) January 9, 2020